For a very long time I have bashed the music of my generation. I hate hearing people rap about their "grills" or having people become famous because they have been shot multiple times. That does not impress me and most of the music just is not that good. I would rather listen to a guitar solo by Clapton or Harrison. Now I am not saying that there are no good musicians left, there are some great ones who have set a landscape of music that people listen to. As we move forward in time and young kids listen to Brittney Spears who shaves her head, goes nuts, comes back and sings a song call F U Seek Amy because it sounds like Fuck Me is nuts. Or we have these young kids listening to a drug addict singing about how she is not going to rehab and is showing kids that it is ok to become an addict because you might end up rich and famous. We must pass along the songs of The Beatles, The Who, The Stones, etc. The timeless debate though is who is the best, well with it being March and that means NCAA tournament and the brackets its time for A Blog About Nothing's Ultimate Bracket. It is time to find out what group/musician is the best throughout the history of music.
There are 4 regions each with 16 teams in them for a total of 64 teams. The four brackets are: Vinyl, Cassets, CDs and Itunes.
Region: Vinyl
(1) The Beatles vs (16) Green Day
This is not really much of a matchup, Green Day should just be happy to be here. The Beatles have more classics and number one hits than Green Day has songs. Lets move past this because it just isn't close
(8) Bob Dylan vs (9) Johnny Cash
Two great musicians going at it in the classic 8 vs 9 matchup. Johnny Cash might get more of the nod of late thanks to the movie about his life, however this guy isn't buying into it. Bob Dylan still kicking in concerts might be hard to understand and might be too cracked out for his own good but the higher seed wins here. Bob Dylan just has too many songs that are still classic hits. The Hurricane moves on this time
(5) Eric Clapton vs (12) Kanye West
Kanye West has helped revolutionize concerts and music now a days, but Clapton is one of the greatest guitarists of all time. Not only is he an incredible musician he also wrote a song about George Harrison's wife and then took her from him, you might know the song....Layla
(4) Michael Jackson vs (13) Prince
The battle of the two homosexual musicians of all time. They can be brought to court for touching little boys. But I am going with the King of Pop Michael Jackson.
(6) Queen vs (11) Aerosmith
We will We will Rock you vs Walk this Way. Two great bands, but this one has to go to Queen its not often you write a song that is played at every sports arena and at the end of every sports season. Aerosmith gets a bad draw here, against many other bands/musicians they are moving on, but their tourny ends here.
(3) Jimi Hendrix vs (14) Puff Daddy
One of these men steal beats and the other is tripped on acid, lighting his guitar on fire and playing the star spangled banner....you try to tell me Hendrix isn't moving on.
(7 ) Stevie Wonder vs (10) Meatloaf
Now Stevie Wonder is talented hands down, I give the man tons of credit for having the amount of success he has with the disability he has. However, Meatloaf created the rock ballad that so many other bands has used as the blueprint for success. MOM THE MEATLOAF!
(2) The Rolling Stones vs (15) Sublime
Sublime ended their great run of incredible music way to early, and the longevity of the Stones takes them to the next round in this one.
Round 2 of the Vinyl Region
(1) The Beatles vs (8) Bob Dylan
What a round 2 matchup up, this is must listen music right here, but Bob Dylan is gunna need some Help here to knock out the band from Liverpool. Dylan is blowing in the wind out of this tournament. The Beatles move on.
(5) Clapton vs (4) Michael Jackson
King of Pop vs a guitar legend. Jackson must be spending to much time with little boys on his ranch because this is a snoozer for the 4 vs 5 matchup. Clapton heads to the next round
(3) Hendrix vs (6) Queen
We are the champions is good but it does not get you past Hendrix. Queen heads home for some bicycle races.
(2) Rolling Stones vs (10) Meatloaf
If Meatloaf didnt have to face the Stones here they probably are moving on, but like a Bat out of Hell they are heading home and The Stones are going on.
Round 3 of Vinyl Region
(1) The Beatles vs (5) Clapton
The Long and Winding Road is too much for Cocaine here. Clapton is incredible, his songs are incredible and his rifts are incredible. However, it is the Beatles and they have just too many hits to be taken out here they'll be headed to the Elite 8
(2) The Rolling Stones vs (3) Hendrix
The Rolling Stones still kicking it into the 60's gets them into this one. They might not be the best but longevity goes a long way. Hendrix's run ends in the Sweet 16
Round 4 of Vinyl Region
(1) The Beatles vs (2) The Rolling Stones
The clash of the titans, two of the greatest groups of all time, but the Beatles came first and the Beatles move on. Rolling Stones can't always get what they want and they wont here.
VINYL REGION CHAMP: (1) THE BEATLES
Round 1 Cassette Region
(1) Led Zeppelin vs (16) TI
If there was a play in game TI would be there and might not make it any further. Led moves on easy in this one.
(8) The Doors vs (9) Phish
Great matchup here, however I have to give the edge to Phish, the following they have is what gets them over the top here. This is the end for The Doors
(5) Aretha Franklin vs (12) Elton John
Aretha is the Queen, but Sir Elton John moves on here. Maybe it is because Aretha is a little too far back there and now looks like a beast, but the Rocket Man moves on here pretty easily. The classic (12) over (5) matchup.
(4) Madonna vs (13) Dave Matthews Band
The first big upset of the tournament. DMB over Madonna, now if she was still normal like back in her A League of Their Own time frame she would easily move on, but she just got a little too weird. Time to go home Madonna
(6) Nirvana vs (11) Run DMC
Run DMC revolutionized hip hop and is way to much of a matchup for Nirvana, Enough Said.
(3) The Who vs (14) The Ramones
The British invasion is too much for the Ramones. Its the Who's generation and their time to move past the Ramones.
(7) Dr. Dre vs (10) Chuck Berry
Chuck helped revolutionize the music we hear today, but Dr. Dre is much more than a rapper. He has built an empire of great talent. Dr. Dre sends a legend home
(2) Jay-Z vs (15) NAS
NAS is an incredible musician, more than just a rapper. However when you have to go against one of the most powerful people in music today you aren't going to get very far. NAS has a hard knock draw in this tournament and heads home a little too early.
Round 2 of Cassette Region
(1) Led Zeppelin vs (9) Phish
Phish just can't get out of Led's Maze. This one is too much for Phish and Led gets thru them pretty easily.
(12) Elton John vs (13) DMB
Tiny Dancer digs DMB grave here. Sir Elton John continues his cinderella run into round 3.
(3) The Who vs (11) Run DMC
The Who is way to tough for the kings of Hip Hop. Longevity and Teenage Wasteland carry the Who to the next round.
(2) Jay-Z vs (7) Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre is good but not good enough to get past Jay-Z. This one was closer than I would think but Ill let Beyonnce be the reason Jay-Z moves on.
Round 3 Cassette Region
(1) Led Zeppelin vs (12) Elton John
Get the Lead out. Sir Elton John is no match for the Wanton Song. Rocket Man blasts out of this tourny
(2) Jay-Z vs (3) The Who
Jay-Z owns a piece of the Nets, owns a clothing line and changed the rap game as we know it. He is the most powerful person in music currently and sends the Red Coats back to England.
Round 4 Cassette Region
(1) Led Zeppelin vs (2) Jay-Z
Jay-Z makes a run into the Elite 8, but thats where his run will end. He cant match Led Zeppelin, which is one of the greatest bands of all time. Led and the immigrants move on to the final 4.
CASSETTE REGION CHAMPS: LED ZEPPLIN
CD Region
(1) Tupac vs (16) Slick Rick
Tupac is just a far superior matchup for Slick Rick. Rick goes home early in this one.
(8)Pink Floyd vs (9) The Eagles
I dont know about everyone else but The Eagles just piss me off. THey are good dont get me wrong but they get way too much credit. Pink Floyd is incredible end of story.
(5)Bruce and the E-Street Band vs (12) Bon Jovi
The Battle of NJ: Asbury vs Rutherford. Bruce is just too much for Bon Jovi. Bruce is heading to the next round.
(4) Bob Marley vs (13) Wycleff
Anytime there are rumors that your death was a conspiracy by the Government you are a powerful person. Marley moves on, Wycleff will be gone till November.
(6) Billy Joel vs (11) Sting and the Police
The Entertainer vs the Tree hugger. Sting cant match the Piano Man, even with the Police they are not enough.
(3) Frank Sinatra vs (14) REM
Frank Sinatra is the original entertainer, he took music to a whole different level. You cant let the chairman of the board exit in the first round. REM its the end of the world for you.
(7) The Allman Brothers vs (10) Gun's and Roses
The Allman Brothers are simply incredible They are still kicking it at the Beacon every summer and still sell out. Gun's and Roses argue to much and make their fans suffer, hit the road.
(2) Justin Timberlake vs (15) John Mayer
If Mayer hadn't broken up with Aniston he may have had a chance at this one. Timberlake is the new king of pop. He moved past NSYNC pretty quickly and has become an icon in music. Timberlake moves on.
Round 2 of CD region
(1) Tupac vs (8) Pink Floyd
Tupac may or may not be dead, but in this tournament he is a goner. Pink Floyd is just too tough and Tupac just becomes another brick in the wall of Floyd.
(5) Bruce and The E-Street Band vs (4) Bob Marley
This could be a hometown pick but Bruce moves on. Marley's music is relaxing and happy, but Bruce just brings you to the good ol' days.
(3) Sinatra vs (6) Billy Joel
The original Entertainer against the new one. The Angry young man prevails against the Chairman. Billy Joel is just an incredible performer and maybe it's because i never saw Sinatra, but my vote Joel.
(2) Timberlake vs (7) The Allman Brothers
Timberlake again is just too much for anyone so far. The new King of Pop teams up with talented musicians and turns ok songs into great ones.
Round 3 of CD Region
(8) Pink Floyd vs (5) Bruce
Pink Floyd's cinderella run continues to the elite 8. Bruce is great, but they do not have the following of Pink Floyd.
(2) Timberlake vs (6) Billy Joel
Almost giving an elite 8 matchup of an 8 vs 6, this one goes the other way and Timberlake moves on once again easily. The performer tops the piano man.
Round 4 CD Region
(2) Timberlake vs (8) Pink Floyd
In Timberlakes first big matchup he is sent home. Pink Floyd's run continues, they are just too good with Sid or without.
CD REGION CHAMPS: PINK FLOYD
Itunes Region Round 1
(1) Notorious BIG vs (16) Linkin Park
The boys from Chi-town are no match for Big Poppa. The kid from Brooklyn moves on easily.
(8) The Red Hot Chili Peppers vs (9) Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy can bite the head off of a bat but cant handle a Chili Pepper. RHCP moves on past the prince of Darkness.
(5) The Grateful Dead vs (12) Foo Fighters
Garcia is not going down in the first round no matter what. The Foo Fighters havent learned to fly yet cause they go down in round 1.
(4) AC/DC vs (13) Lynard Skynard
This might be one of the best first round matchups. I have to give it to a band down under. AC/DC too much for Sweet Home Alabama.
(6) LL Cool J vs (11) Eminem
LL Cool J helped define hip hop, but Eminem took it to another level and as a white kid from Detroit he some how pulls the upset over the man from the bronx.
(3) Elvis Presely vs (14) Simon and Garfunkel
The King of Music tops Simon and Garfunkel very easily, the King has not left the building yet.
(7) Snoop Dog vs (10) Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Snoop Dog gets to high to compete and forfeits to TP and the Heartbreakers
(2) U2 vs (15) Van Halen
U2 is more than just a band, Bano helps the world it seems more than any leader, ya he can be annoying but he is a good samaritan.
Round 2 Itunes Region
(1) BIG vs (8) Red Hot Chili Peppers
BIG left us too young, but he wont leave us in this tournament yet, BIG moves on.
(4) AC/DC vs (5) Grateful Dead
AC/DC is too much for the Grateful Dead. Angus Young in a school outfit playing guitar as he spins in a circle is too much for the Dead. Sorry Dead Heads.
(3) Elvis Presely vs (11) Eminem
The King has left the building early in this tournament and the tough kid from Detroit goes on.
(2) U2 vs (10) TP and the Heart Breakers
U2 just too good and sends TP free falling out of this tournament.
Round 3 Itunes Region
(1) BIG vs (4) AC/DC
AC/DC heads on the highway to hell as they are eliminated from this tournament. BIG moves on
(2) U2 vs (11) Eminem
Once again U2 is too good on the stage and off and they send the hooligan from Detroit on his way.
Round 4 Itunes Region
(1) BIG vs (2) U2
U2's run is over as Big Poppa stomps them out, maybe similar to how they did Tupac.
ITUNES REGION CHAMPS: NOTORIOUS BIG
Final Four:
(1) The Beatles vs (1) B.I.G
The Beatles are too much for a rapper. They entertain most of the world still today. B.I.G. time is up. Let it be Notorious, Let it be.
(1) Led Zeppelin vs (8) Pink Floyd
Pink Floyd has a hell of a run but just like George Mason, the clock strikes midnight. We all wish they were here, but Led Zeppelin is too strong.
Championship:
(1) The Beatles vs (1) Led Zepplin
The two greatest bands of all time. They survived the test of time as they are still popular today as they were any other time. Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Punk they all cant match up to the Classic Rock era which was headlined by these two bands. However, one stands above the rest: Ringo, George, John and Paul. The Beatles is this guys greatest band ever. Let me know what you think take the poll on the side of our final four to see who should be the champion.
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