Friday, April 10, 2009

Time for Lost

Hope everyone is having a good week.  Hope you all enjoyed LOST and to catch us up, Mos Jef's weekly review:


Apparently there’s some beef about how I have beef with the show. For that, I apologize and will try to keep my beefing to a minimum.

That is except when it comes to a friend of mine—which is no fault of the show. I choose my own friends. For privacy’s sake let’s call this friend Bony Talls. No no, that’s too obvious. Let’s just call him Anthony T. This young individual, who I’ve watched LOST with on many an occasion, has come into the habit of talking to the characters of the show as if they’re in the darkened room in which we are sitting. On cue, he says their name, as if expecting a response. They never respond, by the way. I felt like Larry David in the ending montage of last season’s Curb when he’s with his new family in the movie theater.

I’m a bit hazy on the best quotes from last night. I really enjoyed Ben telling Russo, “When you hear whispers, run,” specifically because this is the same thing she tells Sayid when they first meet. This line is now clearly up for interpretation. In the past the whispers have been a forewarning of the Others’ presence. If Widmore was the leader, and ordered that Russo be killed, then the Others (arriving via whispers) would merk her when they found her alive in the jungle. She took it as the whispers were always bad news (which is clearly not the case; i.e. the Aussie Stewardess who was kidnapped/recruited by the Others) and passed that fear onto Sayid.

Regardless of this endless over-analyzing opportunity in that comment, I have to award best line of the night to John Locke:

“I was just hoping for an apology.”

That coy smile gets me every time. In fact, looking back at the Seder I attended 2 and a half hours late last night., I kind of wish John Locke was my bachelor uncle, who insists on helping me hide the Afikoman. Alas, it’s not to be.

Big ups to Benjamin Linus. He’s like one of those dudes on the Maury Povich Show (my boss watches every morning, so I am forced to watch every morning before we leave the apartment) who finds out that he is, thanks to a free paternity test, the father of his girlfriend/temporary ho’s baby and decides to “step up, be a man, and take responsibility.” Ben was how old there? 18? 24?

New spin off show idea: Ben Linus is a single father, trying to raise a French baby on his own. His devotion to his mysterious religious beliefs coupled with his unique family dynamic leaves him very little room for a love life, even when the blonde OBGYN of his dreams moves to his tropical island.

Back to Russo for a second—why would the Island want her dead? I say the island because the rest of her scientific team went down into the temple and came out with a mission: to kill Danielle Russo. Is it because of how she helped the Flight 815 Survivors later on the time line? She led them to the Black Rock for dynamite (which ultimately freed Desmond). She warned them about the black smoke. Yet, she was eventually killed anyway, so was that just her fate? Was it because she was part of a scientific team and was therefore a woman of science, like Jack, and unable to be a woman of faith, like Locke.

I was a little confused how Caesar would come to trust Ben so quickly. He shows him the gun right off the bat. He wouldn’t even show that Bounty Hunter lady his glock, and it’s not as if Caesar didn’t see the Bounty Hunter lady in first class, transporting a criminal of sorts. Similar to the way Ben explained the murder of Locke, Ben gets the information he needs from Caesar (that he has a gun) and then finds him disposable.

My bad y’all. I was pretty confident about Penny being born on the island. (However let me slip in that I was also confident about Ben failing to kill Penny and that Desmond was the one who went Tyler Durden on his face.) Is Penny’s mother someone we’ve met before? Ben on the dock seemed sincere when he told Widmore that he “broke the rules” by leaving the island so frequently. He was endangering the secrecy of the Island’s location, just as he did when he sent his elite squad to capture Ben. Charles didn’t break the rules by killing Alex. He gave up the whereabouts of the island to those who should never have known in the first place. But Widmore told Locke that Ben “tricked him” off the island. Based on what happened this episode, I take Ben’s word over that of Charles. Yet I’m sure that opinion can change once we see a Widmore back story during his decades in power on the island, which should have the Charles In Charge theme song throughout the episode.

Miss my chubby Spanish gentle giant and would love to get him some face time.

Thought it was very cool how the game of Risk that Hurley and Sawyer were playing before the DI town was invaded was still in tact on Ben’s kitchen table. And while I can’t fill the “noting how Sawyer is the man quota” in this email, I’ll balance it out with a “Lapidis is cool as shit.” My man decides to leave Ben’s house in the middle of the night and walk through the jungle alone! Was he scared? Not even a little bit. He probably made a little road-trip out of it. Songs Lapidis most likely sang to himself as he trudged through the night; (1) Creedance Clearwater Revival’s “Run Through the Jungle.” (2) Jethro Tull’s “Bungle in the Jungle.” (3) Anything by Lou Reed solo or the Velvet Underground. No jungle relation, he just seems that cool.

I don’t remember when Locke ever came into contact with the temple, although he knew exactly how to get there. He was almost dragged into a hole by the black smoke before they blew open the hatch. Was that at that same underground temple opening?

While Bony Talls…sorry, Anthony T, tries to find a translation to the writing on the wall (“You guys, is that in Egyptian?”), I’ll beef a bit. In a decision that can only be described as homage to the final scene in Happy Gilmore when Chubs, the Gator and Abe Lincoln wave from the sky, Ben is engulfed by the black smoke. The black smoke full of cheesey visuals. Cheesey visuals that were not damning enough to force Ben into oblivion. And now, if Ben can heed the advice of his dead daughter, he’ll be allowed to stick around, creating more memories on the island for cheesey visuals, that can be seen in the opening credits of Ben’s soon-to-be spin off show.

This episode overall was a turning point in Ben’s life. He was always the Lewis Scott, Jimmy Dugan, Gordon Bombay character who thought he could do it all himself. But slowly he’s realizing that teamwork gets it done. Ben is important to the island, clearly. He’s a piece of the puzzle just like everyone else, albeit a bigger piece than most. Now he has to take a back seat to Locke and enjoy the ride with the rest of us.



“Too many questions”

mos jef


Terrible news for all the readers out there, this guy is going away tomorrow on vacation and wont be back for a week.  Everyone have a great week and I'll be back with new posts soon.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

America's Past Time

With April upon us that can only mean one thing for sports fans and that is that baseball is back.  America's Past time is back and it kicked off tonight with the Braves beating the defending World Series Champs the Phillies.  As all the "pros" pick what they think is going to happen and who is going to win the divisions, leagues and the whole thing I figured this schmuck might as well tell all of you what I think is going to happen.  So with out further wait here are my picks:

American League East
1. NY Yankees
2. Boston Red Sox
3. Tampa Bay Rays
4. Toronto Blue Jays
5. Baltimore Orioles

This will be a tight 3 team race all season, but the Yankees did too much good this offseason to not produce.  They get back on track this year and not only win the division they also win the outright American League.  

American League Central
1. Chicago White Sox
2. Cleveland Indians
3. Minnesota Twins
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Detroit Tigers

The White Sox pull the small upset in the central just beating out the Cleveland Indians.  The big surprise in the Central is how competitive the Royals are going to be this year.  It will not shock me if they finish in 2nd in this division.

American League West
1. LA Angels
2. Texas Rangers
3. Seattle Mariners 
4. Oakland Athletics

This division is just awful and the Angels are going to win it.  I do not think the Angels are anything special this year, but they do not have much competition.  

The wild card race in the American League is going to be tight and here is how it will finish:
1. Red Sox
2. Rays
3. Indians

There wont be more than a few games between these 3 teams, but the Bo Sox head to playoffs.


National League East
1. NY Mets
2. Philadelphia Phillies
3. Atlanta Braves
4. Florida Marlins

The Mets and Philies race will be tight once again this year, but finally the Mets get over the hump and do not collapse at the end of the season.

National League Central
1. Chicago Cubs
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. Milwaukee Brewers
4. Houston Texans
5. Pittsburgh Pirates
6. Cincinnati Reds

The Cubbies are going to run away with this league, that is until the Cardinals decide to turn it on after the Allstar break.  Cubs will still win by a decent margin.  They also will win the National League regular season as well.

National League West
1. LA Dodgers
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. San Francisco Giants
4. Colorado Rockies
5. San Diego Padres

LA Dodgers will hold of the Diamondbacks and are going to be very tough in the playoffs.  Manny is signed and that will be able to push them over the top in this division.

The National League Wild Card will finish:
1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. St. Louis Cardinals

The Phillies might have an extra game to be played against the Diamondbacks to decide who heads into the playoffs.

Here is how the playoffs go:

American League
1. NY Yankees vs 3. Chicago White Sox

The Yankees are going to sweep this series as there pitching is too solid and their bats are going to be in full force.

2. LA Angels vs 4. Boston Red Sox

The Angels finally have to face a tough team after having a cake walk through the AL West.  The Sox are sweeping through this round to head to the always fun match up against the Yankees.

American League Championship
1. NY Yankees vs 4. Boston Red Sox

This one goes to 6 or 7 games where the Yankees will be heading back to the World Series after a few years off.  The series will be another classic Sox vs Yanks series.

National League
1. Chicago Cubs vs 4. Philadelphia Phillies

The defending champs make a good push to repeat as champs but it is not to be.  The Cubs are going to win a playoff series and head to the National League Championship.  The Cubs are a very solid overall team this year and are too much for the champs.

2. LA Dodgers vs 3. NY Mets

This series is going to be very entertaining, both teams are very solid and this will go the distance.  The Mets are just going to be a little to confident with an incredible season and are going to get past the solid Dodgers.  It wont be a shock if the Dodgers win this though.

National League Championship
1. Chicago Cubs vs 3. NY Mets

A series that everyone wants to see will not disappoint.  This will get to 6 games, but the Mets will just be worn down from their last series against the Dodgers and finally the Chicago Cubs are heading to the World Series.

World Series:
NY Yankees vs Chicago Cubs

Does it get any better than this, two of the best franchises in Sports go head to head for the title.  The Chicago Cubs trying to break a 101 year drought and the Yankees trying to make it #27 World Series Championships.  This incredible series will go the distance.  We will get a game 7 and it'll be CC or Burnett vs Peavy (that's right at one point this season the Cubs will get Peavy).  This series will have a chance to be ended by the Cubs in game 6 at the new Cathedral, Yankee Stadium, but the Yankees wont disappoint the home town fans and will force a game 7.  Wrigley will host the final game of the season this year and in a classic baseball game come the top of the 9th will have a chance to win their first championship in 101 years and as the fans rise to their feet thinking 3 more outs and believing that this is their year the unfortunate memories of billy goats, the Padres and Steve Bartman in their minds.  However, unlike all those other times this is the Cubbies year.  3 outs later and the city of Chicago will be champions.  The longest drought in Sports history will finally end and a city will be World Champs once again.  Cubs win the series 4-3.

Those are my picks, you heard it here first make your bets and cash in on the winning picks.  

Before I go:

Common Thread Answer:  Silence Of The Lambs:  Foster in Inside Man, Hopkins in Meet Joe Black and Scott Glenn in Training Day.  

New Movie Quote: "You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better."  

Question of the Day:  What do you think the World Series will be and who is your winner?

GIDDY UP

Friday, April 3, 2009

HOLY LOST 4/3

Back for another Lost review is Mos Jeff, enjoy:



I feel like Brad Pitt. Not so much physically, but the part in Fight Club when he first meets Ed Norton on the plane and he says, "I get it. It's very clever. How's that working out for you? Being clever?"

In this case, the writers of LOST are the Ed Nortons. When did they start thinking they were so clever that they sit around in a little pow-wow and giggle to themselves about their clever ideas. They probably think they're as clever as the first dude who showed up at Madison Square Garden in the 90's with that clever Defense sign...the one that was a giant letter D and then a small cut out of a white picket fence. Now that was clever.

Case and point: "Catch a Falling Star." I know this popular tune from the movie Love Actually (an English flick) when the little kids dressed on stage, one as Spider Man, sing this tune. Later, and more importantly in my life, Season 1 of Lost Claire asks the potential adopted parents (Australian) of Aaron to sing that song to her child. Kate is American. Catch a Falling Star doesn't seem, in my estimation, to be an American classic. Claire definitely never had a chance to ask Kate to sing it to her son. So the clever writers decided, "Oh how fun would it be to tie up this loose end. We're so clever. We eat cheese and do cross word puzzles in pen and understand the economy." Yes, Kate could have heard Claire singing to Aaron on the beach in the past, but I like my tirade better.

Keeping the ball rolling on this, I think last night's episode had more nominees for worst line of the night rather than best line. Hence:

"Sawyer broke your heart. How else were you going to fix it?" - Cassidy

"He'll forget this ever happened and his innocence will be gone." - Richard

"Welcome back to the land of the living." - John Locke

As I delve into last night's hour I'll explain why those quotes irk me. But first, how incredible was the Myles-Hurley conversation? I feel like I've had that very same talk, including the Back to the Future II reference, with many of you out there. In fact, my favorite line of the night was Hurley's, "Ha! Then your theory is wrong!" But then I should probably lump that in with the writers being clever, and sneaking in a little insult to the viewers about them (me, us) being so wrong about everything. And why didn't Ben remember Sayid shooting him? (Which A. Myles wasn't on the island yet to know about and B. Ben never reveals to anyone)

Because of a stupid fucking explanation from Richard. I get it. Ben was brought in those first couple of episodes and that was supposed to be it for that character. Except he was so good that they had to keep him around and expand his role. However "he'll forget this ever happened" is such a cop out, man. It's on par with the end of Four Brothers. I still don't understand why they killed that poor woman.

This (forgetting it every happened) means that Sayid and young Ben will never be in contact again. Either Sayid will be killed or he'll time jump back to the 2000s. My guess is he gets merked because his arc seems to have come to an end. Although Ben doesn't recognize any of our other Survivors, nor do they get gassed in the Purge, so they might all jump out of his life.

Cassidy's line - I wasn't under the impression that Kate was heart broken at all. Her decision to keep Aaron wasn't about being alone, it was about protecting the island. Isn't that the point of Kate's character? To be the female hero of the show? Or maybe I couldn't hear her sobbing because her mouth was stuffed w/ Jack's apparently unimpressive (my understanding based on Juliet's lack of expression in the shower scene) "little surgeon." And was the handing over of Aaron to his grandma enough motivation to have her go ahead and sleep with Jack? Not so clever, writers. Not so clever. In addition, we all knew this is what Sawyer whispered about before, doing the opposite of what Schwarzenegger suggested, jumping off the choppa'.

Kate has no freckles.

And regardless if no one told her to do it, she's preggo. No one told Ben to show up last minute for the plane (like Hurley did.) But this show is based heavily on fate - and someone had to get knocked up.

The Richard line at least gave out some other clues -- Ellie and Charles both being the heads of the Hostiles. Yet Richard also claimed he didn't answer to them. Hopefully this power struggles is cleared up in Ben's back story. More importantly for right now, if Charles is on the island still, in 1977, Penny was almost definitely born on the island. Might be the offspring of Widmore and Ellie. Might be Kate and Jack's baby that Widmore takes with him (similar to what Kate did) when he is tricked off the island by Ben. No matter whose kid she is, she was born there and just like Desmond, Aaron and Walt, must go back to the island.

Kate and Sawyer are responsible for Ben's innate evil streak? Hardly. Blame the Doc with the shrinkage. If he hadn't been so stubborn as usual (the new him, apparently is just as stubborn as the old him) and saved Ben, the ginger kid wouldn't be personifying a Don Henley song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cuEAU9mXM

Similar to Russo's friends losing their innocence.

Richard's Ouija Borad-esque skills, or potential molestation implications--you know how they love the Christianity references, in the mysterious Temple raise some questions. Did he do this with Locke? Probably not since Locke specifically remembers how he dies. He was healed by the island before that too when he was shot by Ben. He rises and kills Naomi, not so innocently. But he remembers being shot by Ben too. So these miracle cures clearly reenforce the fact that Locke is special.

Did Richard resurrect Christian? More possible than Locke. Eko's brother? Maybe. The point is Richard isn't clear if Ben won't remember any of his past or just the bit about his death.

The love square gets more complicated as Juliet doesn't knock on the bathroom door before entering and Sawyer tells Kate he loves the blonde. Two of the four will die, forcing the remaining two to be forcefully E-Harmony'd with each other.

Other thoughts: What if Ben, and our other old friends stuck in the time of Caesar and the Bounty Hunter Broad, can't go to the 70's because they'd encounter older versions of themselves. Ben is clearly around. But what if we were wrong about the AVD's asian baby? What if it's not Myles at all and it's actually Sun? I don't remember if they specified if the child was a boy or not. But even if they said it's "your son" that could've easily been written "your Sun." The counter argument is that Locke jumped to the same time where the beam of light shot out of the Hatch so jumping to the time of your former self is quite doable. And then a counter argument to that is that those time jumps occurred before Locke turned the donkey wheel.

Roger should hit on someone closer to his level. If Kate's a 9 or 10, Roger's like a 5? He should be looking more in the Rose hotness-scale level. Or Russo post 16 years of craziness and deterioration.

Is the Ben resurrection the "incident" they all speak of? I think that when Richard/Hostiles return Ben to the DI, with side effects or specific demands, that will be the incident.

Again, a pretty black and white episode. Keep hope alive.


"too many questions"
mos jef


Last quote:  Training Day

Common Thread three movies: Training Day, Meet Joe Black and Inside Man

Have a great weekend