Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Blinded By The Light...Or Stupidity

Before I start my rant of the day I want to preface this by saying I am not trying to be mean to anyone when I write this and not trying to be insensitive to any people, with that being said:

-The Midgets had Dewey Cox
-The Deaf had Beethoven 
It is time for the Blind to have a new person on their side, no longer will it be Stevie Wonder....its time for me to help out.


What's the deal with their being braille on signs?  I have had this on my mind since 8th grade in middle school when I realized there braille on the lunch room sign.  Here is my beef, the blind do not know where the sign is and if they are feeling the wall they need to hit it exact or they wont even feel the sign.  So why put them up?

If you are to say that if someone is walking with the blind person they can put the hand on the sign, well if you say that your a fool.  If you put the hand on the sign what about the next time when you aren't there? I just do not see the sense of this, if you think this is a good idea please let me know why, cause I just do not get.  I say we put more things in the world that actually helps the blind.

They say that a blind person's other senses are enhanced why not come up with  new idea, like how about door smells.  Certain doors smell certain ways, for example any door for a kitchen, cafeteria, etc smells like blueberry pie, but just a small hint of it so that to the average smeller they might not actually smell it.  Maybe the art room smells like paint and etc, (bathroom wouldn't smell like shit, if you thought that your better than that we are talking about blind people DICKS)

It is time to move past these stupid signs that no one can read because they cant find them, move past this and do something that might be constructive and useful.  WHOSE WITH ME?

Moving past my rant........LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!!

Tomorrow is the first day of the tournament and like every day there is a blog and their are games upcoming I will be making my picks and shoot the shit about some great games.  So without further ado:

Duke -21.5 vs Binghamton:  My pick is Duke, this isnt going to be close going into the half and isn't getting much better for Binghamton come the second half.

Texas -4 vs Minnesota:  Texas is winning this game and I like them in the next round vs Duke

UNC -25 vs Radford:  UNC enough said

LSU -2 vs Butler:  I like Butler, but LSU has this one wrapped up with about 5 min left and then is going to head to the foul line to seal this spread.

Uconn -20.5 Tenn Chattanooga:  If TO was still on Tenn. they might have a chance to cover this spread, however he is in Buffalo and Tenn has no prayer.

BYU -2.5 vs Texas A&M: Texas wins this game outright

Nova -16.5 vs American:  I am all about being patriotic, but Nova playing in Philly destroys American in this one.

UCLA -7.5 Vs VCU:  UCLA is going to win this game, but its going to be a lot closer than people think, bet on VCU
 
Memphis -19.5 Vs CS Northridge:  Memphis plays games like this all season, once again they cover

Cal -1.5 vs Maryland: Maryland wins this outright, they have to much to prove and will handle business in the first round.

Oklahoma -16.5 Vs Morgan State:  Oklahoma wins this game easy, but not easy enough to cover this spread, I say they win by 14, bet on Morgan State.

Clemson -5.5 Vs Michigan:  Maize and Blue take this one outright...bet on Michigan

Purdue -8.5 vs Northern Iowa:  Boilermakers win this one going away...take Purdue

Washington -6 VS Miss. State:  This one could be a buzzer beater so I think Washington wins but bet on Miss. State

Illinois -5 Vs Western Kentucky:  Two years in a row Western Kentucky will have an upset, bet on Western Kentucky +5.

Gonzaga -13 vs Akron:  Zaga plays these type of teams all year and cover most of the time, no different tonight.  Bet on Gonzaga

Bet of the day: Gonzaga and Memphis

Take a look at the top ten buzzer beaters in March Madness history, this should get us all in the mood for the Madness:



Before I go:

Yesterdays Movie Quote:  Boondock Saints, incredible movie watch it.

Todays Movie Quote: " Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

Question of the Day:  If you lost one of your senses which would you most prefer it to be?


HOLY LOST returns tomorrow.

Happy Brackets to all....


GIDDY UP!!

10 comments:

  1. yeah, but what about seeing eye dogs... maybe they're trained to spot the signs and they let their person know to reach out and "read" the braille.

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  2. The blind can manage just fine... Here is an example of a successful blind man thats not stevie wonder, American Physician Tim Cordes

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Cordes

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  3. I would prefer to lose my hearing, so I don't have to listen to everyone talk about how much your blog sucks.

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  4. Preferably, Id like to be blind, so I wouldn't have to read this and know someone is wasting their time writing this.

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  5. I think I would have to lose taste, so I didn't have to taste the vomit spewing out of my mouth every time I read your blog.

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  6. Preferably, Id like to give up my sense of smell. This way I wouldn't have to smell the vomit from the guy who posted before me...

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  7. I'd probably give up my sense of touch, so I don't have to feel the knife I'm about to stick into my side after reading this terrible nonsense.

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  8. Preferably, Id like to be blind, so I wouldn't have to read this...oh wait someone wrote what I wanted already.

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  9. I'd give up my 6th sense. As a result, I'd be able to write an epic movie about said sense and I'd have enough money to buy this domain, which insures you never post another page of your assinine blog.

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