When this trend first started we had 3 reality shows: Big Brother, Survivor and The Amazing Race. None were too bad, in fact I was a fan of Survivor. They were more like game shows and at least there was a game being played in all three, and there was an actual prize. Overnight however, we were bombarded with fucking nonsense television. Between the bachelor, bachelorette, that paradise Island or whatever that was called, Flavor of Love, I love NY and the rest of that garbage our country is just getting fucking retarded! I obviously have left out a truck load of other idiotic shows and please feel free to post your most hated reality shows I would actually like to see the ones you can come up with.
This is a MUCH bigger problem then just rotting our countries mind, it is ruining the good ol' USA. Other countries are watching high quality TV, maybe dry humor, political shows etc., we have 10 million people watching the season finale of the bachelor, REALLY! The shows premise in this stupid show is either a man (bachelor) or woman (bachelorette) are looking for love and get to choose from a certain amount of people. First off they pick good looking people, your telling me these people cant find love on their own? Give me a break! Stop wasting my time and second Mr. Bachelor stop being a fucking loser and find a girl on your own, I don't want to see you cry on TV and I don't want to see fucking annoying girls talking about how great a date with you was.
Moving on we have American Idol, now I am a fan of this show when I get to watch 3 days of people making fools of themselves. They cant sing and get ripped on by judges, that's at least humorous, then we move to the actual contest. Americans need to stop watching this show, we see these people win who can sing one type of music and none are successful. They might have the occasional song on the radio but besides one or two they all are one hit wonders. Obviously they have no real talent and this stupid show made them.
I beg all of you to stop watching nonsense TV, go back to watching shows like Seinfeld, Lost, House...there are many shows on TV that are not shit start watching that. Before I am done though I have to mention this fucking women with 14 kids who wants a reality show. This women needs to be tied to a tree and put down. 14 fucking kids are you stupid, you have no job, and you cant survive on your own. You bring 14 kids in the world and now want the public to pay for it? Her excuse I wanted a big family always, cmon you fucking whore grow the fuck up! If you really want a new reality show I have some ideas for FOX: A show about pledging. How great of an idea, I mean where are you going to get raw emotion. Don't give me that MTV show Greek or whatever, because that was staged. I am talking about a full pledge program film it live as these kids go thru hell. That would be a great show.
Few things before I finish up:
Tomorrow will be our first guest post from Jeff Feuerstein and it will be on LOST which was great tonight.
Syracuse Graduation Speaker will be VP Joe Biden, which is pretty fucking cool and I wish I could be there for that.
Movie quote yesterday was: Seven.
Today's Quote: "I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days"
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Bull Durham....you need to make your quotes harder
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